onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

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iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url

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  • 8 hours ago
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spermbanker:

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

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snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

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officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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  • 15 hours ago
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At the grocery store

  • Woman:*on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman:Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman:You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me:*says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman:You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman:Because even she know you a piece of shit.
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cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

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brownglucose:

Me as a mother

brownglucose:

Me as a mother

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impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

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